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  • Laura: *gets out of bed*
  • Carmilla: Babe, come back.
  • Carmilla: Babe.
  • Carmilla: Babe, you don't need to vlog about this.
  • Carmilla: Babe.
  • Carmilla: BABE.
  • Carmilla: B A B E PLS
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  • Question: Today during marching band rehearsal the turf was wet and pretty slippery and this guy that is really annoying and don't like tripped and fell and he crushed part of his horn so like 3 keys can't open and like he's fine and stuff but I didn't get to see him fall and I'm kind of sad because everyone around him said it was really funny and that probably makes me a bad person but like I would pay money to see it happen - Anonymous
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    meepface:

    that’s hilarious but is the horn going to be okay

    One time this kid Sat on his trumpet in the stands and crushed his bell, pretty hilarious.

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gottastaypie:

Carmilla and Laura are my optical target path

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itsjawnryen:

When you tryna low key fart and someone notices

If I low key dart and my roommate notices we can’t stop laughing

itsjawnryen:

When you tryna low key fart and someone notices

If I low key dart and my roommate notices we can’t stop laughing

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porn4smartgirls:

STOP trying to prove that you’re not “slutty” like other girls and that’s why you deserve respect from boys

ALL girls deserve respect and their sex lives and sexual histories have absolutely NOTHING to do with the level of respect they deserve

STOP trying to set yourself apart from other girls, we are all in this together and we NEED to support each other

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fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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ovtlinxs:

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bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

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