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Drove past a sign by the airport the other day it said Million Air.

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naps-and-slaps:

lunatheinksane:

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prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

oR they’re ready to be one cactus!! Like, “My other half” type shit .

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startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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waitforthemovie:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

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